BRODIE BAND .
. . ENJOY
To calm me down,
my wife gave me a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too
I put a slice of
bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric
shock that threw me on my ass.
The telephone rang,
it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into
and everything was taken.
I decided this
was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down
my stress and help me to relax.
That's when it